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A Note from Camp

(to the tune of “Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah”)

Hello Mother,
Hello Father.
This Camp I’m at
Is like no other.

There are bloggers,
and there developers.
In order to learn CSS,
I’m going to need lots of helpers!

I need templates!
I need downloads!
I need something having to do
with smooshy marshmallows.

They’re all smart here
and I’m a dummy
they have ipads
and think my not-smart phone is so funny.

I can’t use analytics
or custom plugins
seems inΒ  WordPress,
a self hosted blogs always wins.

But I met some ladies
who are also mommies
and write blog posts
about cooking, traveling, fitness, and potty.

At the technology,
they shake their heads.
So I’m not the only
blogger with SEO dread.

They don’t care about
vertical menus.
The just want to know
what kind of drinks will be at tonight’s venue!

So it’s time now
to get some dinner
then to the after party,
to see if I’m a swag winner.

Life is good now,
here at WordCamp.
And thanks to WordPress
I can send this note without having to use a stamp!

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8 Responses to "A Note from Camp"

  1. Meredith Neesvig says:

    Glad you are having fun!! You deserve it πŸ™‚ You rock πŸ™‚

  2. Nicole says:

    Great post, Fawn!

  3. Dawn says:

    this is lovely Fawn…..great job!

  4. You delightful wordsmith!

    We had a fabulous crowd for mega geek (that would be me) and really creative designers and articulate bloggers.

    Hope to see you at another Wordcamp!

  5. Fawn says:

    Thanks Ladies. I did indeed have a great time at the conference, and am enjoying an “extra” day here on my own. Sarah and Dawn, I’ll look forward to seeing you at another WordCamp, if not before.

  6. Shell says:

    Hey Fawn! I am glad I’m not the only one that felt slightly intimidated (okay, I felt a lot intimidated) at WordCamp! I didn’t know you were in my neck of the woods too! I’m still on blogspot so I was really feeling like a goob. Now for my conversion?!

  7. So glad you had fun, I wish I had gone with you!!!!!!

  8. Kim says:

    Sounds like a very informative camp. I would have been l.o.s.t. for sure!

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