(to the tune of “Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah”) Hello Mother, Hello Father. This Camp I’m at Is like no other. There are bloggers, and there developers. In order to learn CSS, I’m going to need lots of helpers! I need templates! I need downloads! I need something having to do with smooshy marshmallows. They’re all smart here and I’m a dummy they have ipads and think my not-smart phone is so funny. I can’t use analytics or custom plugins seems in  WordPress, a self hosted blogs always wins. But I met some ladies who are also mommies and write blog posts about cooking, traveling, fitness, and potty. At the technology, they shake their heads. So I’m not the only blogger with SEO dread. They don’t care about vertical menus. The just want to know what kind of drinks will be at tonight’s venue! So it’s time now to get some dinner then to the after party, to see if I’m a swag winner. Life is good now, here … Read entire article »